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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:25

Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Marchand, Bennett, Ekblad want to remain with Panthers, aim for Stanley Cup 3-peat - NHL.com
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Is an apple a day really good for your health? - BBC
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Corrupti suscipit aliquid odit totam.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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